LAST EDITED ON May-04-10 AT 00:37AM (MST)[p]We were dressed and ready to go out for
the New Years Eve Party. We turned on
a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in
the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front
door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back
into the house.. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi,
while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that
the house will be empty for the
night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will be out soon,
'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab.
'Sorry I took so long,'
I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid
Beotch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car.
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The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
the New Years Eve Party. We turned on
a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in
the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front
door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back
into the house.. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi,
while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that
the house will be empty for the
night. So, she explains to the taxi driver
that I will be out soon,
'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab.
'Sorry I took so long,'
I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid
Beotch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I
hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car.
Disclaimer:
The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
