SANTA LOOKED ALOT LIKE CUPSY!!!

[elkassassin]

Santa looked a lot like CUPSY
Or CUPSY looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
Well he didn't come down the chimney
So some Sexy Mama must have let him in
Santa looked a lot like CUPSY
Or CUPSY looked a lot like him

Well they thought that I was fast a sleepin'
They thought that I was tucked in bed
They never thought that I'd come a peepin'
Or that I'd hear what was said
Santa put his arm around Momma
And Momma put her arm around him
So if Santa Claus ain't CUPSY
Then I'm gonna tell on them

Santa looked a lot like CUPSY
Or CUPSY looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
Well he didn't come down the chimney
So Mama must have let him in
Santa looked a lot like CUPSY
Or CUPSY looked a lot like him

I never saw Dancer or Prancer
I never heard the sleigh bells ring
I never saw the Hot Sexy Ladies
Like they show him on the TV screen
But he sure brought a lot of presents
So Santa Claus he must have been

Santa looked a lot like CUPSY
Or CUPSY looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
Well he didn't come down the chimney
So Mama must have let him in
Santa looked a lot like CUPSY
Or CUPSY looked a lot like him




If I had Listened!
I wouldn't be here today Living & Dieing with the Choices I've made!

 

[one_dryboot]

Santa must be one ugly Bastage!

 

[slamdunk]

A somewhat sympathetic Cupsy making promises he just can't keep.....

 

[overton]

What Boob said.