never_catch
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Sageadvice and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse suddenly stumbled. Joey said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. Joey said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. This time Joey didn't say a word, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse in the back of the head dropping it instantly...
His brand new bride raised all kinds of hell over his actions, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do" and "You ought to be ashamed of yourself!!"
Joey looked his sweet bride in the eyes and yelled, "That's once!!"
GO KOBE GO!!
~Z~
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. Joey said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. This time Joey didn't say a word, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse in the back of the head dropping it instantly...
His brand new bride raised all kinds of hell over his actions, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do" and "You ought to be ashamed of yourself!!"
Joey looked his sweet bride in the eyes and yelled, "That's once!!"
GO KOBE GO!!
~Z~
