I totally agree.....robin's got my presidential vote.....
Robin Williams for president 2004
>
> Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
> perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN
> Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
> logic!)
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
> not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
> never "interfere" again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
> world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
> don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
> sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> affairs together and leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
> the remainder will be gathered up and deported
> immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
> France would welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
> and limited to 90 days unless given a special
> permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in.
> If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
> don't hide here.
> Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
> don't need any more cab drivers or
> 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
> the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get
> a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> energy wise.
> This will include developing non-polluting sources
> of energy but will require a temporary drilling of
> oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
> have to cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
> like it, we go some place else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
> week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
> be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural
> catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
> They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
> cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what
> we give them is stolen or given to the army. The
> people who need it most get very little, if
> anything.
>
> 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
> some place. We don't need the spies and fair
> weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> Americans" any longer.
>
> There Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give
> me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
> want a piece of me?'"
Robin Williams for president 2004
>
> Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
> perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN
> Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
> logic!)
>
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
> not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
>
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
> never "interfere" again.
>
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
> world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
> don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
> sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> affairs together and leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
> the remainder will be gathered up and deported
> immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
> France would welcome them.
>
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
> and limited to 90 days unless given a special
> permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in.
> If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
> don't hide here.
> Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
> don't need any more cab drivers or
> 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
> the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get
> a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> energy wise.
> This will include developing non-polluting sources
> of energy but will require a temporary drilling of
> oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
> have to cope for a while.
>
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
> like it, we go some place else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
> week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
> be enough.)
>
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural
> catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
> They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
> cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what
> we give them is stolen or given to the army. The
> people who need it most get very little, if
> anything.
>
> 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
> some place. We don't need the spies and fair
> weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> aliens.
>
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> Americans" any longer.
>
> There Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give
> me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
> She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
> want a piece of me?'"
