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EdleBrock
Guest
Grandpa and his lovely little, five year old, grand daughter had developed a Saturday morning tradition when they would go riding around in the old man's truck.
They would stop for some donuts; milk for her, coffee for him. Then they would drive by the high school practice field to see if a groups of kids would be practicing for band, cheer leading, flag twirlers or whatever. Next they drove over by the bus station to se who was a coming and who was a leaving. Yes, it was a treasured time for the two.
Unfortunately, one Saturday morning, Grandpa took sick and wasn't able to get out of bed, in order to drive his Little Missy, in the old truck, on their familiar route. He asked his dear wife to take her for the traditional ride and that Little Missy would show Grandma where to drive.
Grandma and Little Missy came back home about two hours later and the little girl raced up the stairs to share with her beloved Grandpa all about her ride with Grandma.
Grandpa smiled and asked her how the ride was, did they go to all of the same places and so on; while Little Missy waited patiently to tell him about something new that had happened.
Grandpa finally realized she was brimming over with excitement to tell him something.
He asked her if she discovered anything new on the ride with Grandma and she said, all excitedly:
"Grandpa, we didn't see one Dumb Bastard or Stupid Idiot today!!!"
They would stop for some donuts; milk for her, coffee for him. Then they would drive by the high school practice field to see if a groups of kids would be practicing for band, cheer leading, flag twirlers or whatever. Next they drove over by the bus station to se who was a coming and who was a leaving. Yes, it was a treasured time for the two.
Unfortunately, one Saturday morning, Grandpa took sick and wasn't able to get out of bed, in order to drive his Little Missy, in the old truck, on their familiar route. He asked his dear wife to take her for the traditional ride and that Little Missy would show Grandma where to drive.
Grandma and Little Missy came back home about two hours later and the little girl raced up the stairs to share with her beloved Grandpa all about her ride with Grandma.
Grandpa smiled and asked her how the ride was, did they go to all of the same places and so on; while Little Missy waited patiently to tell him about something new that had happened.
Grandpa finally realized she was brimming over with excitement to tell him something.
He asked her if she discovered anything new on the ride with Grandma and she said, all excitedly:
"Grandpa, we didn't see one Dumb Bastard or Stupid Idiot today!!!"