Religion

justr_86 · Mar 31, 2011

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should
remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian world.
4. Mormons do not recognize each other at Wendover, Hooters or
the Liquor Store.

never_catch · Mar 31, 2011

LMFAO!! Awesome stuff!!

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beavis14 · Mar 31, 2011

very nice.....

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Mar 31, 2011

Well justr!

Seem's you forgot #5!

TARDS don't recognize the Utah Bible(Proclamation!) during the "PUMPKIN Patch" or the "SHRED for a SHED" Hunts!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

justr_86 · Mar 31, 2011

Lol, Bess its a guidebook.... Shows how much you pay attention!

alp75 · Mar 31, 2011

I like it.

and shred for a shed...hahaha.

Why do you always take two mormons fishing with you? If you take one, he will drink all your beer.

Wiszard · Mar 31, 2011

The first time I drove through Utah, my Dad told me there were no liquor stores. I wasn't sure if he was kidding or not. I still don't know......

I did notice lots and lots of trampolines in the backyards in Utah. What gives?

Steve
Derkha derkha Muhammed jihad hakha sherpha sherpha abakhala- Gary of Team America World Police

kilowatt · Mar 31, 2011

Fence Jumping

Brian
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tylercreek2 · Mar 31, 2011

LOLOL

Cornhusker · Mar 31, 2011

I liked it. At first I was ready to blast Manny for one of his religious rants. Around here we pretty much use that joke on why Catholics should fish with Baptist because you'll have all the beer to yourself if you're the Catholic.