Really short fairytale

[OutdoorWriter]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end



TONY MANDILE

How To Hunt Coues Deer

 

[elkantler75]

Bravo!!

 

[AZStickman]

LOL.... Did you have a bad weekend Tony?.... Terry

 

[CAforkedhorn]

Once upon a time....Zigga asked Piper to marry him and Piper said "yes". So they flew to San Francisco and exchanged their vows. They then went on a honeymoon to the forest where they looked for Spotted Owls and made passionate love without showering. They now own a Birkenstock factory outlet and are fighting to legalize marijuana. They can be found occasionally frequenting hunting websites disguised as hunters hounding the true freedom loving people of America.



Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

Hdude, Lil' Jimmy wants his share!

 

[nochawk]