Ransom's Marraige Life!

[fugitive]

Recently uncovered pictures of Ransoms first wife and the lovely family life that followed.

Here he and his lovely wife are on there way home from the hitchin'

Here is a pic of her when they first met!

They have had many wonderful times together.

Swimming with the dolphins at Kona!

She has been one of the most helpful wives a man could have

Ol' Ransom even got her pic tatooed on his body!

Then came their daughter!

She was quite the exciteable young lady!

She even worked hard to get herself through college!

When his lovely wife was no longer lovely,

he left her for another mate!!!

THE END!



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[dleonard3]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT COW!!!!!!!!!

 

[cjboz]

LAST EDITED ON Nov-03-08 AT 11:37AM (MST)[p]It is a Belgian Blue. They are supposed to be like that. (If you are refering to the pic second from the bottom angled away)

 

[Feleno]

Kind of surprising, i figured Ransom was a sheep man. she is a looker though.

 

[Roy]

Well that is a sure fire way to encourage the man to marry!

Love the COWMOBILE - just seems right with those Oklahoma plates doesn't it!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[dleonard3]

I was talking about ALL of them.

 

[tageater]

Ransom, I'm sorry for all the times i made fun of your first wife, i didn't know.
Does that make eating steak pretty difficult? i mean, you used to just gum it around the edges til she moo'ed real good. must bring back memories?

Fug, i dont know HOW or WHERE you dug up all them old family pics of the first Ransom family, but i hope i never piss you off! Well done, sir.

 

[fugitive]

I ran in to the X-wife out in the pasture the other day. She was happy to give up her life memories.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[overton]

Plicks

 

[NVBighorn]

He taught these vet students everything they know.

 

[fugitive]

LMAO!! I wasnt gonna get that far into detail NV. You must have talked a little sweeter to the old X. She wouldn't give me any of the juicy pics. Said I had to do her a "favor". Looks like you pleased her needs though. Thanks for taking one for the team.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[D13er]

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.'

 

[NVBighorn]

Always happy to help out where I can.

 

[Feleno]

NV is always willing to extend a hand

 

[fugitive]

It was more than the hand she wanted extended.


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[NVBighorn]

LAST EDITED ON Nov-03-08 AT 05:37PM (MST)[p]True, but a hand, on the end of an arm, is the only thing that would reach.


You guys are going to get me in trouble.

 

[overton]

You guys are on fast track to hell.

 

[fugitive]

This aught to help you stay up there!

http://www.monstermuleys.info/dcforum/DCForumID12/10083.html

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[sonofthesouth]

Remeber, not everyone that shows up when your in a bind is there to give you a hand!

Son

 

[NVBighorn]

I was just going to say...

 

[eelgrass]

Ransom, now that explains how you and RELH became cousins.

Eel