Eel;
You may just be right about that, that boy sure does love his vension with fried taters and pan gravey. While he is in the tree stand, you can pour the kerosene out and replace it with water. That way your house would be safe and not burn down around your ears.
We are all in for a ear full when he gets back. He might just forget about dude, piper, zigga and yell at us for a while. No! I doubt that, he loves picking on those three.
RELH
P.S. Since he took his varmint rifle, he may ask for a loaner rifle from you to use in the tree stand. I hope you are nice enought not to give him any of your reloads that you loaded up for the "gringos".