"racism" these days!

[nochawk]

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
O r if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why
did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

 

[Forthewall]

Funny!

 

[D13er]

really funny

 

[polarbear]

d-OH! Oh, "then can you point me to the spades and hoes"?
Eric

Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

 

[NMHUNTNUTT1]

LOL...

 

[archerman]

LMAO
Archerman - Archery hunting addict!

 

[Roy]

I don't know about Home Depot but I have eaten some really good polish dogs from Lowes - right there in that little stand in the front of the store!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)