PUTER LESSONS???

[bobcatbess]

JUST WONDERING IF FELLOW MM'ERS WOULD BE WILLING TO TEACH AN OLD cat SOME NEW TRICKS???

I NEED TO KNOW MORE!!!

WE MUST START WITH THE BASICS!!!

I HAVE '0' SCHOOLING!!!

I DON'T KNOW "JACK" ABOUT THEM!!!

ANY & ALL HELP IS APPRECIATED!!!

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[Antler1]

Bess,
The wife is a puter teacher but it would have to be distance learning. I don't trust her she likes cats to much.

 

[ClorideRUS]

Goodness you're one goofy CAT! At 7686 posts you need help?????

OK!!! here you go!!!

"PRESS THE LITTLE BUTTON RIGHT BELOW THE LITTLE ARROWS THAT SAY TAB ... LOOK FOR THE LITTLE LIGHT THAT HAS A SYMBOL THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE A PADDELOCK WITH A CAPITOL "A" IN IT! IF IT'S ON YOU PHUKED UP AGAIN! PRESS IT AGAIN AND YOU SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO!

RUS

post script: please tell us you wash your hands before you go home ... URRRRP!!!!

 

[kilowatt]

Dang it RUS, you beat me to the answer he needed...LOL

Brian

 

[basinyotehunter]

Thats to damn complicated Rus! You hurt my brain!

-Cody AKA BigBuck92

 

[bobcatbess]

WELL RUS!!!

THAT DEPENDS!!!

ON CERTAIN OCCASIONS I GO HOME & LICK MY PAWS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS!!!

GET IT???

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[bobcatbess]

Antler1!!!

DID I MENTION I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A TEACHERS "PET"???

HAVE YOU GOT ANY PICTURES???

CAN SHE TEACH THIS OLE cat SOME NEW TRICKS???

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[Antler1]

Bess,

She says she can't have teachers "pets" or "petting". I duno sumptin about district policy blah blah blah.

I do happen to have a recent pic taken just after her reduction surgery, WHICH BY THE WAY I WAS AGAINST.

I will ask her if she can teach a 98 yr old cat new tricks but will wait tell later. Seems her cat came up missing and she is in a foul mood. Thinks I had sumptin to do with it.

 

[B_F_E]

Here's a free lesson Bess, }>
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[nv_hunter]

HAHAHAHA

 

[RIMROCK338]

Now how many years have we been tring to teach BOBCATBESSEY about the cap locks button..well it goes afew years back to.. ...BOBCAPLOCKSBESS..you can't teach old cats new tricks.....RIMROCK