CAelknuts
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Yesterday, I was at my local WalMart, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal retriever, Biscuit the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? Since I have a fairly wicked sense of humor, I told her that NO, I didn't have a dog but was starting on the Purina diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time I tried it, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. I should mention here that nearly everyone in line was new enthralled with my story.
Horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass, and a car hit us both."
The woman fainted, and the guy behind her just about had a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
WalMart won't let me shop there anymore.....
What did she think I had, an elephant? Since I have a fairly wicked sense of humor, I told her that NO, I didn't have a dog but was starting on the Purina diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time I tried it, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. I should mention here that nearly everyone in line was new enthralled with my story.
Horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass, and a car hit us both."
The woman fainted, and the guy behind her just about had a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
WalMart won't let me shop there anymore.....
