> Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
> house for the
> traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my
> mom decided to play a
> trick. She told my sister that she needed something from
> the store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
> oven, removed the
> stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
> turkey, and
> re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in
> the oven.
>
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
> out of the oven
> and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
> spoon hit something,
> she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia,
> you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
>
> At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
> to cry. It took
> the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs
> !
>
> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
> house for the
> traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my
> mom decided to play a
> trick. She told my sister that she needed something from
> the store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
> oven, removed the
> stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the
> turkey, and
> re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in
> the oven.
>
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
> out of the oven
> and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
> spoon hit something,
> she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia,
> you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
>
> At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
> to cry. It took
> the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs
> !
>
> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
