Prayers for Eelgrass

rutnbuck · Dec 17, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Dec-17-12 AT 08:04AM (MST)[p] A little prayer for Eelgrass from his 6 year old grand daughter

Dear Lord Please send cloths for all them poor naked girls on Grandpas computer.
Eelgrass Grandaughter

Rutnbuck

overton · Dec 17, 2012

LOL

RELH · Dec 17, 2012

Rutnbuck; do you have any ideal why Eel wanted me to send him a gallon of my best kerosene. He mentioned it was a surprise for you and I am trying to figure out why he wants to surprise you.
Is it your birthday?

RELH

rutnbuck · Dec 17, 2012

Yeah the plan was to send the kerosene to Bobcat Bess so he could quit using W-D 40 on his guns. I am flattered you two would remember my birthday tomarrow!! Thanks
P.S Eel won't need any help with this. Just light it and give it to him.

Rutnbuck

eelgrass · Dec 17, 2012

P.S Eel won't need any help with this. Just light it and give it to him.

Rutnbuck

Jeez Rut, RELH doesn't need any encouragement from you in that regard. The man is a walking fuse. He's a Hatfield, you know.

Eel

rutnbuck · Dec 17, 2012

I should have known Eel. Ya know RELH sent me a private message and told me that he thinks the kerosene was for you. And that the reason you were the most sucessfull Duck Hunter, Fisherman in the area. You would take the kerosene out hunting and fishing and dump a little in the Water and anything that swam in the waters would float to the top. Includeing Turtles. Is that true? Is that how you wiped out the Spotted Owl??

PS maybe I can help with the girls on your computer just send them to me. I will get rid of them

Rutnbuck

fireball77 · Dec 17, 2012

LAST EDITED ON Dec-17-12 AT 06:24PM (MST)[p]LMBO ....Rut not funny I thought something was actually wrong * smack on the back of the head* that's for you Rut

slickrock · Dec 17, 2012

Happy Birthday Rut. Not to worry about the gals on Eel's puter.. they're all in granny panties and drenched in wrinkle cream. Of course so is eel.

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

eelgrass · Dec 17, 2012

Slick, so what? They're still girls! They're the ones I can still catch

Eel

slickrock · Dec 17, 2012

Go get 'em cowboy.. you're doing better than me LOL!

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

rutnbuck · Dec 17, 2012

LMBO ....Rut not funny I thought something was actually wrong * smack on the back of the head* that's for you Rut

Red quit hitting me!! You have been watching to much NCIS. I liked it better when we were playing astronauts and you were orbiting around my equator. No tazers OK?

Rutnbuck