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Model_70_Guy
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas
rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working
cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama in and his bid
to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him
what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there,
and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working
cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama in and his bid
to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him
what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there,
and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
