Poll: those “mysterious monoliths”

[Bluehair]

So, these things have started appearing again and I figure it’s just a matter of time before I encounter one. I’m wondering what I should do?

Latest monolith found in Colorado: 'Maybe aliens trying to enhance their communications'

The latest in a string of mysterious shiny, metal monolith structures was found Sunday in Colorado. Just days earlier one was found in Las Vegas.

www.usatoday.com

 

[elkantlers]

If its in Utah, it's getting shot like a stop sign in the middle of nowhere.

 

[HikeHunt61]

Scale it like a monkey dude!

 

[HikeHunt61]

I sure wouldn't rub my junk on it- guaranteed other neanderthals already did- that and pee on it. Could lead to "issues"...

 

[eelgrass]

If I'm from Utah I try to drive to it and if I get stuck, I call Matt's Offroad Recovery. Everybody from Utah has used him at one time or another.

 

[Grouse Legs]

All the above

 

[eelgrass]

It looks like a recycled Cybertruck.

 

[Bluehair]

It looks like a recycled Cybertruck.

Yet another vote for shooting

 

[elkassassin]

I'd Drill A Hole & See If It's TANNERITE Resistant!

 

[hossblur]

You're not a proper redneck if you don't piss on it. Height and distance