OutdoorWriter
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A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit. Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.
She replied in her crackly voice, "I have a 45 automatic in the glove compartment."
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons, and the old lady replied, "I also have a 9mm Glock in the center console."
The shocked trooper asked if that was all, and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I also keep a 38 special in my purse."
Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?
The little old lady smiled and replied, "Not a Freaking thing."
She replied in her crackly voice, "I have a 45 automatic in the glove compartment."
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons, and the old lady replied, "I also have a 9mm Glock in the center console."
The shocked trooper asked if that was all, and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I also keep a 38 special in my purse."
Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?
The little old lady smiled and replied, "Not a Freaking thing."
