a pirate walks into a bar...........
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball,
but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight.
My hand was cut off, and then I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,
really.'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I
looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird
crap.'
Pirate: 'It was me first day with the hook.'
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball,
but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your
hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight.
My hand was cut off, and then I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,
really.'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I
looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird
crap.'
Pirate: 'It was me first day with the hook.'
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Disclaimer:
The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
