peta activisits picked on the wrong ones this time

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just found this on another sight sorry if you have already seen it.

http://randysright.wordpress.com/201...orcycle-rally/

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) ? Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers ?duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,? according to police officials.

?Something just went wrong,? said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. ?Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.?

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, ?growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,? decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event ?in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.? ?In fact,? said the organizer, ?motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it?ergo, they should stop.?

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960?s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting ?you're murderers? to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

?They peed on me!!!? charged one activist. ?They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ?La Trene?, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!?

?I?I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he?he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ?You can't prove that.? Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.?

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers ?farted on their heads.?

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed ?surprise? at the allegations.

?That's preposterous,? said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. ?We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.?

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ?farting on their heads,? the organizer declined to comment in detail. ?That's just our secret handshake,? assured the organizer.
can't verify if this is factual or not, go to link below
http://glossynews.com/society/201001...orcycle-rally/
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Archery is a year round commitment!!
 
LMAO!!


"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
That means the dirty little cowards will go back to throwing fake blood on women wearing fur coats.

RELH
 
LMAO, it sounds to good to be true, but even if it is fake its Funny as hell. LOL



Jake H. SHED OR DEAD IT DONT MATTER TO ME!!!
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pay some attention sw......................
this is old news................
lol.................
we still like you.................

soon the love in his heart will be the rage in his fist

Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed

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Funny as h e double hockey sticks!

Too bad it is utterly and entirely false.

The story (which has been making the e-mail circuit recently) first appeared on the website - thespoof.com (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233) with the disclaimer that "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

Sorry to burst your collective little bubbles.
 
Too bad it's not true. I think it is time for PETA to take on these OMGs. The OMG bikers have long been known for their reasonability and compassion. I think it could be a match made in aminal rights heaven.
 
Doggone you, Homer!

I didn't believe it, but it was even more fun before you told me for sure it was not real.


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