Personal Ad/Dating help

Feleno · Jun 11, 2009

i've been out of the dating scene quite a while but am drawing on years of experience to help those of you out that are still single and dating... or possibly married and still dating. Internet personal ads are a big thing but trying to figure out what some of the shortened descriptions mean can be tough. Hope this helps

30ish = 39
Adventurous = Easy
Beautiful = Pathilogical liar
Emotionally secure = Prozac dependent
Feminist = Fat or Lesbian
Free Spirit = Junkie
New Age = Lots of Body Hair, likes candles
Fun = Annoying
Open Minded = Desperate
Likes to Laugh = Drunk
Outgoing = Loud & Embarrassing
Professional = B#tch
Voluptuous = Fat
Athletic = No boobs
Seeks Mate = Stalker

Roy · Jun 11, 2009

Here are a few others:

Likes children = has 5 with 4 different baby daddies
Free spirited = kinky
Confident = domineering
Affectionate = clingy
Independent = receiving regular alimony payments
Warm and compassionate = Nun
Clever/Inventive/Creative = Into costumes and role playing 24/7
Mature = 60+
Blonde = bleach blond w/black roots to cover up some gray
Seeking indepent man = Gold Digger,

And if you can't figure the rest of them out, God bless you!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)