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This is a P.ublic S.ervice A.nnouncement from your friends at SHEDHAWK inc.
Do you suffer from Severe Chronic Antlerrhea?
Antlerrhea is a term used to describe the condition where you have so many shed antlers, that they are coming out of your A**
Antlerrhea.
Common symptoms include,
Piles of antlers stacked around the house.
Creative nick nacks made of antlers and antler pieces, decorating everyting you own.
And the most common symptom, your wife bitching at you because she is "sick to death of all the stupid horns" that are everywhere.
Now, there is a revolutionary new product from the folks at SHEDHAWK inc that helps to heal the symptoms of severe chronic antlerrhea.
The next time you go out shed hunting and the wife gets pissed because you brought home "more horns to make a mess in the house" and you spent the last of the money in the check book on gas and food.
You will likely be spending the night in the dog house.
That is no longer a problem!
Intorducing the SHEDHAWK inc SHED HOUSE!
No more will being sent to spend the night in the dog house be a bad thing.
Depending on the severity of your antlerrhea, you may have a simple bachelor pad sytle antlerhouse, or you may be able to afford a swinging penthouse style antlerhouse.
Warning, this product may cause you to intentionally piss the wife off, in hopes that she will banish you to the shed house for the night.
Side effects of the shedhouse may include
> The desire to own multiple antlerhouses
> Getting poked in the eye with antler tips.
> Increased bitching from the wife, about the ugly " horn hut" in the backyard.
> Dreaming about random objects that could be built out of antlers.
Results vary from shed hunter to shed hunter.
Antlerrhea should not be treated if you have no wife, simply let it fester.
Consult with a doctor before beginning an antlerrhea treatment regimin as you may think you have antlerrhea when you actually dont.
He is the most interesting shed hunter in the world.
STAY HORNY MY FRIENDS!
Do you suffer from Severe Chronic Antlerrhea?
Antlerrhea is a term used to describe the condition where you have so many shed antlers, that they are coming out of your A**
Antlerrhea.
Common symptoms include,
Piles of antlers stacked around the house.
Creative nick nacks made of antlers and antler pieces, decorating everyting you own.
And the most common symptom, your wife bitching at you because she is "sick to death of all the stupid horns" that are everywhere.
Now, there is a revolutionary new product from the folks at SHEDHAWK inc that helps to heal the symptoms of severe chronic antlerrhea.
The next time you go out shed hunting and the wife gets pissed because you brought home "more horns to make a mess in the house" and you spent the last of the money in the check book on gas and food.
You will likely be spending the night in the dog house.
That is no longer a problem!
Intorducing the SHEDHAWK inc SHED HOUSE!
No more will being sent to spend the night in the dog house be a bad thing.
Depending on the severity of your antlerrhea, you may have a simple bachelor pad sytle antlerhouse, or you may be able to afford a swinging penthouse style antlerhouse.
Warning, this product may cause you to intentionally piss the wife off, in hopes that she will banish you to the shed house for the night.
Side effects of the shedhouse may include
> The desire to own multiple antlerhouses
> Getting poked in the eye with antler tips.
> Increased bitching from the wife, about the ugly " horn hut" in the backyard.
> Dreaming about random objects that could be built out of antlers.
Results vary from shed hunter to shed hunter.
Antlerrhea should not be treated if you have no wife, simply let it fester.
Consult with a doctor before beginning an antlerrhea treatment regimin as you may think you have antlerrhea when you actually dont.
He is the most interesting shed hunter in the world.
STAY HORNY MY FRIENDS!
