Eel
Looks like the gilly has a habit of choking his loon. Moving on to hunting, the turtles were so big that my combo weapon wasn't enough fire power. And I fought off the Vikings at the River Liffey. They were Dane's and they didn't give a rats ass when I told them that my YDA was Danish. Then moving on to fishing, the trout were so big it took 2 grown men to hold them up for photos. As in my previous report I'm an Official Irish Whiskey and Guinness Beer taster. I was offered a job at the Waterford Crystal Factory since I showed so much talent when cutting and etching the crystal while viewing the plant and I also cured cancer in my spare time between meals while my wife was busy doing silly womens stuff in town.
End of report.
Ransom