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A man walked into a bar with a paper bag. He sat down and placed the bag on the counter.
The barman asked, 'What's in the bag?'.
The man reached into the bag and pulled out a little man, one foot high and set him on the counter.
He then reached back into the bag and pulled out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reached into the bag once more and pulled out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano.
The little man then sat down at the piano and started playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that?', asked the barman.
The man responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulled out a magic lamp which he handed to the barman and said: 'Here, rub it.'
So the barman rubbed the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish per person only is allowed!'
The barman got really excited and without hesitating he said, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walked into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another .... very soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks ... and they keep coming!
The barman turned to the man and said, 'I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'
'Tell me about it!', said the man, 'Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
The barman asked, 'What's in the bag?'.
The man reached into the bag and pulled out a little man, one foot high and set him on the counter.
He then reached back into the bag and pulled out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reached into the bag once more and pulled out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano.
The little man then sat down at the piano and started playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that?', asked the barman.
The man responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulled out a magic lamp which he handed to the barman and said: 'Here, rub it.'
So the barman rubbed the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
'I will grant you one wish. Just one wish per person only is allowed!'
The barman got really excited and without hesitating he said, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walked into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another .... very soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks ... and they keep coming!
The barman turned to the man and said, 'I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'
'Tell me about it!', said the man, 'Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
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