One of my fav ladies...

OutdoorWriter

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...turned 70 yesterday. She's now almost as old as us old folks.

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Back before we had 10,000 channel’s of crap on tv.

Whats next OW? You going to show us a picture of your Ladmo Bag? :ROFLMAO:
 
Bluehair said:
Back before we had 10,000 channel’s of crap on tv.

Whats next OW? You going to show us a picture of your Ladmo Bag? :ROFLMAO:
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It was my kids that did the Ladmo thing. I was a Howdy Doody guy!

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Buffalo Bob

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DeerMadness said:
I didn't see lots of her shows but watched a few. She played the part really well. A cool lady especially at 70.
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As Cassandra Peterson, she did several nude photo shoots, including one for Playboy. She's a natural redhead. ;)

She did, however, turn down a lot of money offered by Playboy for her to do a centerfold layout as Elvira. She claimed her fans wouldn't like it.
 
Bluehair said:
You old dudes better lighten up on the porn.………I don’t want to hear one of you keeled over while you were whippin your immigrant. :ROFLMAO:
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There are worse ways of going than having a smile on your face.....LOL and up on the mountain hunting deer....It's all good to go at that point...
 
wetmule said:
Apologies for the hijack - I'll see your 70 and raise you an 81 year old hag. And by hag I mean one of the sexiest ever


77 or 78 in this pic - still hot
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I refrained from posting some of the more 'interesting' photos of Elvira so as not to hasten any heart attacks, both from the older dudes here & our moderator. But Miss Welch, even with all her skin work, is indeed still 'loverly' to look at.
 
desperatehills said:
Only impressed if she was in your stateroom. Pictures or it did not happen.
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Actually, I do have pictures of her on 35MM slides, but my scanner won't work on this computer. It was a Windjammer Barefoot Cruise in the Bahamas in 1977 aboard the ill-fated tall ship Fantome. It was a pretty laid-back cruise with clothes optional. So use your imagination.

The ship went down with the 31 crew members on it during hurricane Mitch. It was never found .

I knew Chambers would be aboard, so prior to the crusie I had a t-shirt shop in Durango, CO make me a tee that said, "I Choked Linda Lovelace," of Deep Throat fame. The jab being that Chambers was now married to Chuck Traynor, who was Linda's ex-husband.

So one night, my wife & I & Linda & her husband had dinner together. I had the shirt on & as soon as she saw it, she wanted it. She was also wearing a t-shirt, but it was barely long enough to cover her boobs. Ironically, it said, "Go Hike The Grand Canyon." So right there before god & everyone we traded at the table after dinner but before dessert. I still have the shirt tucked away in a drawer somewhere, but I can't wear because it's so teeny.

Chambers died of an aneurysm in 2009 at the age of 56.

The Fantome in all its glory...

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OutdoorWriter said:
Actually, I do have pictures of her on 35MM slides, but my scanner won't work on this computer. It was a Windjammer Barefoot Cruise in the Bahamas in 1977 aboard the ill-fated tall ship Fantome. It was a pretty laid-back cruise with clothes optional. So use your imagination.

The ship went down with the 31 crew members on it during hurricane Mitch. It was never found .

I knew Chambers would be aboard, so prior to the crusie I had a t-shirt shop in Durango, CO make me a tee that said, "I Choked Linda Lovelace," of Deep Throat fame. The jab being that Chambers was now married to Chuck Traynor, who was Linda's ex-husband.

So one night, my wife & I & Linda & her husband had dinner together. I had the shirt on & as soon as she saw it, she wanted it. She was also wearing a t-shirt, but it was barely long enough to cover her boobs. Ironically, it said, "Go Hike The Grand Canyon." So right there before god & everyone we traded at the table after dinner but before dessert. I still have the shirt tucked away in a drawer somewhere, but I can't wear because it's so teeny.

Chambers died of an aneurysm in 2009 at the age of 56.

The Fantome in all its glory...

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My favorite OW story to date. :cool:

Beats hell outa me standing at the urinal next to Craig Stadler.
 
OutdoorWriter said:
No video of the cruise, but I do have a very old VHF tape of "Behind the Green Door," the flick that made MC famous. I even have a copy of "Deep Throat." Alas, I haven't owned a working VHF player in 2 decades.
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I remember when Deep Throat came to our drive in theatre. There were full on protests and it was a big deal. All the women were pi$$ed off and the dudes suddenly turned into libertarians. :ROFLMAO:
 
eelgrass said:
I see now I should have been an outdoor writer.
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Just so you don't think I made this up, here's a snippet from an old Mortorboat & Sailing magazine. The writer did exagerate quite a bit, though; there was more than one sane person on the ship. :rolleyes:

It was originally touted as a 'singles only' cruise. When I called to make reservations, the gal actually questioned me when I gave our names. I sarcastically asked her if I should I call back tomorrow and use two different names. As it turned out there were several married couples on board.

The cruise was also the impetus for my bride & I to venture to Sante Fe, NM so she could get her one & only tat -- a butterfly on her butt just below her bikini line.

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Bluehair said:
My favorite OW story to date. :cool:

Beats hell outa me standing at the urinal next to Craig Stadler.
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And that reminds me of one of my favorite jokes about the Duke -- John Wayne. Although it's better in person because of the body action needed, I'll tell it anyway.

When the Duke traveled by car with his driver around the West, he thought nothing of using public restrooms at truck stops, restaurants, etc. if he had to take a whiz. So one day they were cruising along when Wayne told he driver to stop at a truck stop that was just ahead.

They parked & Wayne went inside to pee while the driver waited at the car. About 10 mins later, Wayne came out & walked toward the car. The driver noticed that the left thigh of the Duke's pants was soaked down to the knee, and it wasn't the first time he had seen it. So after they got back on the road, the driver asked him what caused it.

The Duke says, "Well, ya know how it is. I walk up to a urinal & sometimes there's already a pilgrim using the one next to me or one comes in & uses it. Then when he realizes who I am, he quickly turns & yells, 'Oh, John Wayne.' Most times he's still peeing."

***You gotta picture the joke teller quickly turning with hands held at crotch level as if holding onto his weiner.
 
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Bluehair said:
I remember when Deep Throat came to our drive in theatre. There were full on protests and it was a big deal. All the women were pi$$ed off and the dudes suddenly turned into libertarians. :ROFLMAO:
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I didn't realize it ever made it to the mainstream cinemas. I think we first saw it in an 'art' theater in Scottsdale.
 
OutdoorWriter said:
The cruise was also the impetus for my bride & I to venture to Sante Fe, NM so she could get her one & only tat -- a butterfly on her butt just below her bikini line.
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My daughter has one of those but it's not a butterfly it's a Chinese word, 女神. Her mother has seen it but I haven't.
 
eelgrass said:
My daughter has one of those but it's not a butterfly it's a Chinese word, 女神. Her mother has seen it but I haven't.
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El didn't want her's hidden & in her younger days, she enjoyed showing it off. She got a few 'likes' on the cruise, & the guys in Mazatlan sometimes complimented her on it when they got her rigged up to fly.

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And...as Paul Harvey would say..'now for the rest of the story.'

While we were on the cruise, I met the gal that did the PR work for Windjammer. So after we got home to CO, I put together 20 of the best images & sent them to her, hoping she would buy a couple. Every one of my slides has my name, address & a copyright notice stamped on the paper mount.

I didn't hear from her for several months. She eventually sent the slides back with a letter telling me she wasn't interested in purchasing any. I put the slides back in my files.

A year later & after we had moved back to AZ, El & I went to a travel show. Windjammer had a booth there, so we picked up a brochure. I didn't look at it until we got home. On the back cover in 8x10 full color was one of my photos. It was a silhouette at sundown of a young couple walking hand-in-hand & leaving footprints on the damp sand. I took it from a low-angle with a wide angle lens so the footprints lead into the pic from the foreground. The top half (in red sqaure) is recreated in the B&W flyer at the bottom. The first one is the brochure's cover.

I immediately got the image officially copyrighted & wrote a letter to the PR gal. I didn't hear back from her, so I had an attorney friend write her a letter, threathening a suit for copyright infringement. It got quick results. I got a letter from the owner, Mike Burke, asking me what it would take to make it right. I told him either $2000 or two free cruises. A week later, I got the cruise certificates in the mail. Alas, one thing led to another & we never used the freebies before Windjammer shut down after the Fantome disaster at sea.


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eelgrass said:
My daughter has one of those but it's not a butterfly it's a Chinese word, 女神. Her mother has seen it but I haven't.
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Almost forgot. My daughter has a rather large red rose on the top half of her left boob. Can only see a teeny part of it when she wears a dress with a bit of cleavage showing. I'm guessing it's a bit more visible when she wears her bikini, but like you, I haven't seen it.

She put this on her FB page in April...

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This one, taken in Times Square on New Year's, is a few years older...

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P.S -- she's single, owns her own home, drives a Lexus SUV and has a good job with HUD. So if there are any single guys around her age looking for a neat lady, let me know.
 
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OutdoorWriter said:
Of....?
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Your wife’s butterfly. Point being you have lots of slides.

I hail from the construction industry. Every year, the big prestigious self congratulatory gala is held at the JW Marriott in downtown LA (It’s the Beavers on the west coast and the Moles on the east coast). Its a black tie affair (yes, I own my own tux) attended by 2000 type A personalities and their expense accounts.

Anyway, the last year before I retired the Gods graced us by having the AVN or some other adult film awards at the same venue. I have a card around here somewhere.

I spent a lovely evening chatting with 20-something porn starlets. They are a vacuous bunch, who can’t wait to tell you how surprisingly little they earn for what they do.

A total dork I worked with went home with the gal who was carrying around her emmy for best an@l scene. She showed it to everyone on her phone. :oops:
 
tailchasers said:
Does she know how to shoot? Cook game? Dig worms? Bait a hook? She good with a beer-n-elk burger on date night? Asking for a friend...
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Stacey is a good cook & take-out is also fine with her. She likes to ski, travel & has fished since she was quite young. This is her & her older brother at Lake Mead.

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She doesn't hunt, but likes to shoot. This is her learning how to shoot skeet at Ben Avery two years ago. She's a lefty but can shoot both ways.

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Bluehair said:
Your wife’s butterfly. Point being you have lots of slides.

I hail from the construction industry. Every year, the big prestigious self congratulatory gala is held at the JW Marriott in downtown LA (It’s the Beavers on the west coast and the Moles on the east coast). Its a black tie affair (yes, I own my own tux) attended by 2000 type A personalities and their expense accounts.

Anyway, the last year before I retired the Gods graced us by having the AVN or some other adult film awards at the same venue. I have a card around here somewhere.

I spent a lovely evening chatting with 20-something porn starlets. They are a vacuous bunch, who can’t wait to tell you how surprisingly little they earn for what they do.

A total dork I worked with went home with the gal who was carrying around her emmy for best an@l scene. She showed it to everyone on her phone. :oops:
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I think I do have a few photos of El in her bikini where the butterfly shows. But like most, they are unscanned slides.

I watched the AVN awards on cable a couple times. Interesting show. As you suggest, they had a slew of different award categories that had me cracking up, so to speak.

BTW, my wife refreshed my senile brains last night. It was at breakfast, not dinner, when I did the exchange with MC. Ellen also reminded me that MC's shortie t-shirt was even too small for her since the bottom half of her boobs were showing quite well.
 
JB1975 said:
www.foxnews.com

'Elvira' star Cassandra Peterson reveals 19-year relationship with woman

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark actress Cassandra Peterson is being “truthful” about aspects of her love life she hasn't revealed before.
www.foxnews.com www.foxnews.com
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Way to bust my bubble!

Seriously, when I was 'researching' over the last two days I had seen a bit of a mention regarding her sexuality. I meant to revisit & dig in deeper but forgot. What a waste of a good resource that was. ☹️ That said, it appears that she might be sort of a switch hitter.
 
OutdoorWriter said:
I think I do have a few photos of El in her bikini where the butterfly shows. But like most, they are unscanned slides.

I watched the AVN awards on cable a couple times. Interesting show. As you suggest, they had a slew of different award categories that had me cracking up, so to speak.

BTW, my wife refreshed my senile brains last night. It was at breakfast, not dinner, when I did the exchange with MC. Ellen also reminded me that MC's shortie t-shirt was even too small for her since the bottom half of her boobs were showing quite well.
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Underboob pics are needed.
 
Back in the early 80's I worked in a plywood mill pulling greenchain. The chain for veneer is actually a long table with belts that the veneer travels down and the pullers stand on both sides pulling as it goes by. One day the puller across from me was a girl. We got to talking about tattoos and she said she had a rose tattoo on her boob. Would I like to see it? She unbuttoned her shirt, bent over the chain and showed me.

Someone in the mill saw what happened and reported it to management. They called her upstairs and asked if I was harassing her. She said goodness no, it was her idea. I sure wasn't going to complain.
 
eelgrass said:
Back in the early 80's I worked in a plywood mill pulling greenchain. The chain for veneer is actually a long table with belts that the veneer travels down and the pullers stand on both sides pulling as it goes by. One day the puller across from me was a girl. We got to talking about tattoos and she said she had a rose tattoo on her boob. Would I like to see it? She unbuttoned her shirt, bent over the chain and showed me.

Someone in the mill saw what happened and reported it to management. They called her upstairs and asked if I was harassing her. She said goodness no, it was her idea. I sure wasn't going to complain.
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So did she ever try to her-ass you?

P.S. -- You sure have held some strange sounding jobs in your life. A 'green chain puller' is as weird as the other one you mentioned a couple days ago. I knew a gal in high school that pulled trains but never chains -- expecially green ones. :rolleyes:
 
OutdoorWriter said:
So did she ever try to her-ass you?

P.S. -- You sure have held some strange sounding jobs in your life. A 'green chain puller' is as weird as the other one you mentioned a couple days ago. I knew a gal in high school that pulled trains but never chains -- expecially green ones. :rolleyes:
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We worked swing shift which was 4pm to midnight. One Friday night they asked if we would pull a double shift? Just stay over and work the graveyard shift from midnight to 8am, and we did. When we got off at 8am I told her thank you. She asked for what? I told her I always wanted to spend the night with her, so thank you. She said don't tell anybody, but I bragged about it for a long time.
 
eelgrass said:
We worked swing shift which was 4pm to midnight. One Friday night they asked if we would pull a double shift? Just stay over and work the graveyard shift from midnight to 8am, and we did. When we got off at 8am I told her thank you. She asked for what? I told her I always wanted to spend the night with her, so thank you. She said don't tell anybody, but I bragged about it for a long time.
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There's prolly some witty comment that can be made, but for once I can't come up with one. ?
 
ODW may have liked Elvira, but Elvira preferred another woman over men according to a tell all from her recently.
RELH
 
OutdoorWriter said:
I hate to see a grown man beg. This isn't mine, but should tide you over until your libido subsides.

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I threw this one in in case you prefer more major assets....

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This one is the famous one where Sophia was looking down Marilyn's blouse. I believe it was that shot after this one....
Another who's bigger boobs fight
 
feddoc said:
I thought you had underboob pics of Elvira...
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Geez, I put a link in an earlier message where you could have 'boobed' out on Elvira's, aka Peterson & confirmed her natural redhead status. There's even a tantalizing video on that page.

Now quit your begging & go oogle.
 
DeerHunter53 said:
This one is the famous one where Sophia was looking down Marilyn's blouse. I believe it was that shot after this one....
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That would be the one below. Jayne left this earth way to soon. At least she left Mariska, tho.

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I see where Elvira's book now includes oral sex with Wilt Chamberlin, injury from having sex with Tom Jones and a claim she bit Andy Williams on the lip. That woman is a tramp ! Her book is getting a lot of attention in the media.....she seems to leave no stone unturned in her quest.
 
littlebull209338 said:
I see where Elvira's book now includes oral sex with Wilt Chamberlin, injury from having sex with Tom Jones and a claim she bit Andy Williams on the lip. That woman is a tramp ! Her book is getting a lot of attention in the media.....she seems to leave no stone unturned in her quest.
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I can't wait for the movie. :rolleyes:
 
OutdoorWriter said:
That would be the one below. Jayne left this earth way to soon. At least she left Mariska, tho.
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An addendum to my post of above for those here who are too young to remember Jayne Mansfield, -- once billed as the "Queen of Cleavage"...

The 'loverly' Ms. Mansfield first appeared in Playboy in 1955 and many times after including after her untimely death in 1967 at the age of 34. The car crash with a truck removed the top part of her head. Eveything she 'sported' was naturally bestowed on her.

In my youth, the fabulous MM & JM were the poster gals for testosterone-charged teens. I once owned an ORIGINAL 1955 calendar with MM on it. I sold it on eBay in 2003 to help finance my hunt in Africa.

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littlebull209338 said:
I see where Elvira's book now includes oral sex with Wilt Chamberlin, injury from having sex with Tom Jones and a claim she bit Andy Williams on the lip. That woman is a tramp ! Her book is getting a lot of attention in the media.....she seems to leave no stone unturned in her quest.
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She appears to be very successful "in her quest".
 
littlebull209338 said:
Successful yes.....but at what price ?
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Depends on who is doing the rating and on what.

I don't recall the exact figure right now, but a few days ago when I was bouncing around looking for Elvira-related stuff for this thread, I saw where her net worth right now is fairly substancial -- like a couple million of substancial. So regardless of her sexuality and history, she would be a big success on the financial end.
 

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