For crying out loud Ron, what in the world happened
to you?''
Ron replied, ''I've been in jail.''
''Jail?'' cried Jerry. ''You?! What on earth for?''
''Well,'' Ron said, ''you know Sue , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?''
''Yes,'' said Jerry, ''I remember her. What about her?''
''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded ''guilty.''
''The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.''
to you?''
Ron replied, ''I've been in jail.''
''Jail?'' cried Jerry. ''You?! What on earth for?''
''Well,'' Ron said, ''you know Sue , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?''
''Yes,'' said Jerry, ''I remember her. What about her?''
''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded ''guilty.''
''The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.''
