>The title reminded me of the
>old joke...
>
>
>A man, a dog and a
>pig are stranded on a
>deserted island after surviving a
>shipwreck. The man and his
>animals have plenty of food
>and resources to survive, but
>after a while the man
>starts to feel sexually frustrated.
>
>
>One day he decides to take
>his sexual frustration out on
>the pig but the dog
>does not like what he
>sees and so he bites
>the man every time he
>try's to hump the pig.
>The man even tries to
>lure the dog to one
>side of the island, so
>he can run back and
>try to relive his frustration
>on the pig, but the
>dog keeps running back just
>in time to stop him
>from having sex with the
>pig. Until one day a
>beautiful woman washes ashore on
>the island but she is
>lifeless and the man successfully
>revives her through CPR.
>
>Being so grateful that she was
>brought back to life, she
>tells him " thank you
>so much for saving my
>life, I owe you everything
>and will do anything you
>ask, to return the favor
>of saving my life".
>
>The man kindly rejects the offer
>but she is persistent and
>continues to tell him "
>please let me repay you,
>I will do anything you
>want" Then the man ask
>"anything? Really?" She says "YESS!,
>anything you want" The man
>is now convinced that she
>will do anything to repay
>him and so he tells
>her "You see that dog?
>Go take him for a
>walk"
From your autobiography ?
