Ok Bessie what have I missed?

Abiggerfish2fry

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Been in Montana with the girlfriend trying to kiss some butt! I guess it didn't

work! Because She still wants a ring and date!! Ok I am 50 years old and i cant

join the army again! Ok I am up for anything that will save me! Anyone of my

MM's friends Have a real good line to get a moron that drinks and calls his

girlfriend and Asks her to marry his dumb azz? Gzzzz I thought the flowers

Would work! I a Dying here guys! Help! Rug! You stay out of this!!!


Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 
Buy a ticket to kona. We will cover for you in exchange for boat money.
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Ok....I could use a break from the plickweed. It is like being stuck with plick jung eel.
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Well abigfish!

I think You missed the Lesson the first Woman Handed to You!:D

Forgot about it already?

Anyways!

Did you ask Her How big Her Bank Account Was?

(((Just a Mistake Most of Us Have made,NOT ASKING!)))

Did You Tell Her the Next DIE-VORCE you Encounter it'd be You Reapin the Benefits?:D

Been kinda Quiet around here,You ain't missed anything!

Long Damn Drive for a Date Ain't it?









The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!:D
 
Next time your making love to her call her someone elses name!! Even if it's a guys name it should work??


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
 
Well I talked to her this morning asked her a few of the things you guys have

suggested just for the fun of it! Lmao!!!!

Smitty she told me she likes that!

Bess she said she will show me her bank account when I show her mine! Boy is

she not going to be happy when she see's mine!

Kingfish I already called out my x-wifes name the first time in bed!

She did ask me what color flowers I would like! You know I am going to play

along because I think she is jus messing me now! I hope! Lol

Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 
Just tell her that your Herpes sores are only temporary and that she will probably not get infected.

"I could agree with you, but then we would both be
wrong......and stupid"
 
LAST EDITED ON Apr-08-13 AT 09:42AM (MST)[p] You want to trade for one that wears army boots and speaks jibirish?

Rutnbuck
 
If she thought all those suggestions were funny you better marry that girl!!! A female with a sense of humor can be hard to find...Congratulations your getting married!!!


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
 
Holy chit guys! Herpes sores and I'm gay? Remember I do like her a lot! Just

not ready to get married! Rut I just got rid one of them!!!!!! And I am still

negotiating to get my nutz back from her lawyer!!!! Kingfish this woman like to

hunt fish and camp! But hell that is what the last one said!!!!!


Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 
Ok where is Rug and Foundation? I just want to get it over with now! Anytime

you want to Chime in! I think I am ready! Come on you plicks! Don't let me

suffer to long!!!!


Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 
Tell her that you like it in the butt. Ha ha I bet that one ends it or gets you in trouble to where your walking all awkward the next day.
 
You know sniper if I told her that I would be a fraid that she may stap something

on! Not sure what side of the block you live on but that don't sound good to

me!!!

Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
 

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