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300wbymann
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this guy dies in a car wreck and goes to heaven. when he gets there, waiting in line for check in, he notices millions and millions of clocks on the walls.
when its finally his turn he has to ask-
guy " saint peter, what are all the clocks for?"
SP " they are liers clocks"
guy "what"?
sp " well, everytime you tell a lie, it makes your clock move faster, thus making the end of your life come sooner"
guy , while pointing at a clock " what about that one? it's not even moving?"
sp " thats mother theresa's clock, she has never told a lie"
guy "well where is OBAMA 's clock?"
sp " oh, jesus has it upstairs, he's using it as a ceiling fan!"
when its finally his turn he has to ask-
guy " saint peter, what are all the clocks for?"
SP " they are liers clocks"
guy "what"?
sp " well, everytime you tell a lie, it makes your clock move faster, thus making the end of your life come sooner"
guy , while pointing at a clock " what about that one? it's not even moving?"
sp " thats mother theresa's clock, she has never told a lie"
guy "well where is OBAMA 's clock?"
sp " oh, jesus has it upstairs, he's using it as a ceiling fan!"
