Nut Shop................

[kilowatt]

A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices

is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen.



The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and

asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?"



"Yes?" replies the clerk.



"Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"



"Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound."



"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp,

how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"



"Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound."



"SSIT! tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout
your pikanns?"



"Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound."



"Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen."



"All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans.



Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Sirr, I just wanna tay tank

you fo not making fun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it."



The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me for that. I don't make fun of anybody. I don't know if you noticed but I have a
rather large nose."



The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze? I tought dat wuz

your pecker since your nuts are so
high."

 

[slamdunk]

LMAO!!!

 

[257Tony]

Good one!

 

[Feleno]

good one