Not funny

rutnbuck · Jul 21, 2007

Not funny

I went camping fishing a few weeks ago. I catch this Sucker Fish and I am going to keep it for Mack bait. Well my son in law decides to get the fish out of my cooler and place it in my tent. I don't find it till the next morning. I am trying to figure out what the hell smells so bad.
Now the dust has settled. I need some Ideas on Payback. One thought I had. He is a sky-diver. I was thinking about flying him over a sub station at low elevation and telling him at gun point to jump. One other thought was to feed him Anthrax or Liquid Draino. Help me out here.

Rutnbuck

hunterman67 · Jul 21, 2007

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TELL HIM HIS WIFES PREGNANT AND IT IS NOT HIS !

SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE !

TAKE A SYRINGE FULL OF BLOOD AND STICK HIM- THEN SAY OOOPS

PUT HIS NAME AND EMAIL ON A GAY PORNOGRAPHIC MAILING LIST !

DONT TELL HIS WIFE YOU DID IT !

SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE !

OH WAITE YOU ARE RELATED HUH ?

OH WELL THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

Proud White Man !!!!!
M WAITE, AZ.

eelgrass · Jul 21, 2007

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Payback is definately in order. But be careful. Anythig too drastic and you might end up with your daughter living back home. My personal worst nightmare! I'm very careful around my son-in-law!

You might have to just tip your hat to him. You gotta look at the bigger picture sometimes!

Eel

RIMROCK338 · Jul 21, 2007

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Tell him no he can't have seconds on pot roast at sunday dinner...RIMROCK

Kirby · Jul 21, 2007

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Mail him a hornest or bees nest, just box it up, label it and leave it on the front door step. When he opens it... pay back.

Kirby

When in doubt, floor it.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a big stick.

rumproast · Jul 21, 2007

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Wow.
This deserves something Special.
-PETA membership
-"Hillary-Obama In '08" sticker on the bumper
-subscription to "Gay Times" magazine
-paint the mailbox pink

kilowatt · Jul 21, 2007

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Wait till his birthday and give him his present which would be a very large gift wrapped box. When he opens it up, well there is another gift wrapped box. Keep doing this till he gets to one that is about a 10x10"x3" flat box. When he opens it up, hopefully in HIS HOUSE, there sits a large dried up cow chip for his pleasure.
BE SURE TO DUCK THOUGH...........if you are present for openings.

Brian

D13er · Jul 21, 2007

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Call the FBI and tell them he is building a bomb in his garage....

polarbear · Jul 21, 2007

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Invite him over for dinner and spill a little beer on him. Make sure he is dead sober! When he leaves report him as a drunk driver and have him pulled over. Cop smells beer, does field sobriety test and sends him on his way. No harm no foul just embarrasment.
Eric

Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

Forthewall · Jul 21, 2007

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LAST EDITED ON Jul-21-07 AT 11:06AM (MST)[p]My buddies and I finally had to stop with the one-upsmanship when it came to gags. But here's 2 that are fishing appropriate.

If he fishes with a level wind, pull out about 20 yds of line and lay a small strip of crazy glue across the line. Let it dry and wind the remaining 20 yards back in.

As he struggle to figure out why his line is stuck together...don't say a word and just keep fishing.

Buy a bottle Pro-Cure scent (Kokanee works good) and put a drop or two around the toe area inside his boots. Only a drop or two, too much and he'll smell it before he puts his boots on. Trust me it will mix-in with foot sweat and when he takes those boots off, make sure you are up-wind.

Be careful, I had one friend buy a lacy thong, sprayed it wiht Ho-fume and placed it under the seat of another buddies car knowing his wife takes the car to work in the mornings. Needless to say she found it and went ballistic. It took 3 of us an hour to convince her that he was innocent and it was just a prank.

We stopped the gags after that.

Good Luck!

ClorideRUS · Jul 21, 2007

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Get another sucker fish & don't clean it. Invite him and your daughter over for dinner. Put the sucker on a plate, pour a little gravy over it and serve it to him. Be mean about it and don't give him any real supper.

RUS

NMPaul · Jul 21, 2007

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Note to self. Dont ever piss any of these guys off.

polarbear · Jul 21, 2007

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A good old blanket party is always a good pay-back!
Eric

Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

kilowatt · Jul 21, 2007

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Eric,

I take it that your new Idol is Abe "Fish" Vigoda........funny man.

Brian

NMHUNTNUTT1 · Jul 22, 2007

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Stinky tent fish ,LMAO!!!!!He freakin got you good! LMAOO SOME MORE...ppppe eee uuuuuuuuu

Longun · Jul 23, 2007

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I like the thong idea with ho scent and under the seat...I'll mail you one...the wife doesn't wear it anyway(ITS CLEAN TOO!!!)

Knockmdead · Jul 23, 2007

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You could always slip him a pill of viagra at the same time at the thong, that would most likely really get him in trouble when he comes home and cant explain why he is having a problem.

Jeff

gleninaz · Jul 23, 2007

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Had a buddy years ago that did a good payback. At a meeting during a poker game in the guys hotel room he slipped in the bathroom and did his biz then snuck in the bedroom and cleaned up on the guys sheets then made the bed back up. Kind of a dirty payback and they were never freins again after it but hey it's an idea.

B_F_E · Jul 23, 2007

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Cut your fingernails & slip one into his toothpaste, next time he brush's his teeth he'll find a surprise,
as he pulls it out of his mouth he'll know he's been had.
Also effective with toenails.

oakey · Jul 23, 2007

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when you guys are out fishing or hunting. get in his daypac put some bengay on his toilet paper. if he comes back with 1/2 a shirt you know! or get some caution tape. make a tail out of it with a hook. put it on the belt loop. reads caution do not enter. do this before you walk into a store. he will love ya after that. oakey

MortgageMan · Jul 25, 2007

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Empty his favorite bottle of cologne and refill it with mule deer or elk urine. Needless to say he won't come out smelling like a rose. Let us know what you end up doing and how it works out.