No more emails please!!

[OutdoorWriter]

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG....

Please be advised that I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four stupid Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners and a Pakistani taxi driver.



FOR THE LAST TIME...

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THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!



TONY MANDILE

How To Hunt Coues Deer

 

[RELH]

Tony, buy and cook a med rare T-bone steak for that dog. That is what I did for my K-9 everytime it got a on duty bite. Never could figure out why that K-9 got into the habit of enjoying the bite work more and more as time went by. Must of been those T-bone treats!


RELH

 

[rugarm77]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-21-11 AT 05:33PM (MST)[p]Funny stuff !!

 

[TrevorE]

I'm with RELH. Just make sure that steak is cut extra thick!

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have
some good ideas!