NO DRIVIN BEACH TRUCK DRIVER!!!

bobcatbess · Aug 30, 2007

THIS MORNING WHILE ON MY WAY TO THE OFFICE!!!

I'M A CRUISING ALONG MINDING MY P'S & Q'S!!!

AND I COME UP BEHIND A TRUCKER THAT STOPPED FOR THE SCHOOL BUS!!!

I STOPS!!!

THE WE GO!!!

THEN WE STOPS AGAIN!!!

THE SCHOOL BUS HAD MORE POWER THAN THE TRUCKER!!!

AND THE TRUCKER COULDN'T PASS THE SCHOOL BUS!!!

SO'S I DECIDE TO HIT WOT AND GET AROUND THEM!!!

AS I START AROUND THE TRUCKER SHE STICKS HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW & STARTED SCREAMING AT ME!!!

I GET AROUND HER & HAVE TO STOP FOR THE SCHOOL BUS AGAIN!!!

SO WHEN I GET STOPPED I GOT OUT & WALKED UP & TOLD HER I'D PASS HER IF I WANTED TOO!!!

THE BITTCH WAS PISSED & HAD HER MOUTH GOING FULL TILT!!!

SHE WROTE MY PLATE NUMBER DOWN & SAID SHE WAS CALLING THE COPS!!!

I SAID: GET AFTER IT!!!

WHAT A WAY TO GET THE DAY STARTED!!!

SOME OF THESE JACK-ASSES ARE SOME NO-DRIVIN SOB'S & YES I FOUND ONE THIS MORNING!!!

I WISHED THE COPS WOULD OF SHOWED UP BUT TO NO AVAIL!!!

I'M STILL AMAZED ANYBODY CAN BE THAT MOUTHY & CALL THEIRSELF A PROFFESSIONAL DRIVER!!!

THANK GOD IT WAS A WOMAN FOR HER SAKE OR I'D OF DRUG THE DRIVER OUT OF THE TRUCK & WE'D OF SETTLED MANORS THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED WAY!!!

THEN I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT A BUMPER STICKER I REMEMBER SEEING MANY YEARS AGO THAT SAID:::

TODAYS A PRETTY NICE DAY,I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE SOME A$$HOLE LOUSES IT UP???

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

D13er · Aug 30, 2007

...........I gues poking around red snappers all day makes you irritable, huh bess.

JB

ClorideRUS · Aug 30, 2007

I swear ... I'm starting to wonder about you BCB. First you almost wreck your wife's car doing 110, then you have to play diesel blow smoke with a hippie van, then your such a poor shot with a bow you have to run over the 1st kill of the season and now you piss off a beautiful red head lady truck driver!

WTF????
RUS

eelgrass · Aug 30, 2007

Bobcat, that almost exact same thing happened to me once. He was driving a Mother's Cookie truck. Now I hate all those Mother truckers!

Eel

TripleK · Aug 30, 2007

I'd have told her to get after it too. Then I'd have added..."And hopefully they'll arrest you for being a b*tch."

Yep...*I* would've done it. Could she have taken me though, Bobcat? I'm pretty tough and usually nobody messes with me, but she sounds like a rough ol' gal.

Maybe you'll have the pleasure of driving the local roads with her every morning, eh? lol

bobcatbess · Aug 30, 2007

IF YOU'D OF BEEN THERE TEE-TEE-K I'D OF JUST HAD YOU WHOOP HER LOWLIFE ASS & GET IT OVER WITH!!!

I GOT MY ASS CHEWED BEFORE I EVEN GOT TO THE OFFICE!!!

RUS!!!

I THINK I'M DOWN SEVERAL LIVES HERE LATELY!!!

ITS BEEN ONE FRICKEN INCIDENT AFTER ANOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

JUDAS PRIEST!!!

I WONDER WHAT TODAY MIGHT BRING???

NEVERMIND,I'LL QUIT THINKING ABOUT IT & JUST LET WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPEN!!!

D-CUP!!!

THIS HAPPENED BEFORE I GOT TO WORK!!!

eel!!!

YA I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!