No Deer

Longun · Jan 31, 2016

A reporter interviewed an Indian Chief about the feathers in their hair and on a Headdress,,
The chief replied...Feather represent sexual partners..
One feather,One Woman..
She replied...You have so many feathers in your Headdress!
Damn Right! replied the chief...Me like em Tall,Short,Fat,Skinny...Me Like em all...
You ought to be hung! replied the reporter...
Damn Straight.. replied the Chief...Big Like Buffalo,Long like snake..
Well..you don't have to get hostile! replied the reporter,
Hoss Style, Dog Style, Wolf Style any Style! The Chief remarked..
Oh Deer! the embarrassed reporter squealed..
Disgruntled the chief's final words were..
No Deer...Ass too high..run too fast..

elkassassin · Jan 31, 2016

I Thought you were already in enough trouble around here Longun!

"This is the USA where people get Paid to Watch People that are
Watching You!"

Longun · Jan 31, 2016

Didn't know I was in trouble....

elkassassin · Jan 31, 2016

>Didn't know I was in trouble....
>

Not really in Trouble!

Just seen one of your Posts about the Oregon Deal that a few didn't like!

I Think beanman said something to you!

"This is the USA where people get Paid to Watch People that are
Watching You!"

eelgrass · Jan 31, 2016

LOL! Good one.

I heard the winters in Wyoming are long.

BeanMan · Jan 31, 2016

Bessy, You're a stirring the pot.

First off, nice joke.

A lot of us have been on MM a long time and come to know the character of many of our fellow posters. Longun is a person I hold in high regard.

We did disagree on the Oregon mess, I think part of that is that many of the facts are not known yet, perhaps never will be.

elkassassin · Jan 31, 2016

>Bessy, You're a stirring the pot.
>
>
>First off, nice joke.
>
>A lot of us have been
>on MM a long time
>and come to know the
>character of many of our
>fellow posters. Longun is
>a person I hold in
>high regard.
>
>We did disagree on the Oregon
>mess, I think part of
>that is that many of
>the facts are not known
>yet, perhaps never will be.
>

You're Both Friends of Mine beaner!

Just Like RAZZIN My Friends!

And I Know both of you can Handle it without Hating me!

"This is the USA where people get Paid to Watch People that are
Watching You!"

sageadvice · Feb 1, 2016

+1 Longun! I like the joke but i can't hardly stand none of you guys! ;-)

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"