New years photo captions contest

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LAST EDITED ON Jan-01-09 AT 08:18AM (MST)[p]#1...So that's a nose job?

#2..."Well Andy, Mayberry is now a safer place for criminals".

#3...WTF is a duckitty?
 
#1 - I know I said I wanted a Grant but........

#2 - Is there anything else you'd like me to sign?

#3 - The cat is foul from time to time but WTF!!

Terry
 
#1. Obvious hate crime.

#2. "You say that saddle was suppose to be 16 inch ? Time for the bullet.

#3. The tragic result of telling bobcatbess to "Go F??? A Duck". J/K
 
Not sure what to say about the first two pics.
Is #3 a photo of Bobcat with his new snowshoes?
 
#1. In your face sucker


#2. You want some,Come get some



#3. HolyS**T-WTH?
 
1. Fist Sandwich. Its whats for dinner.

2. Do you feel lucky.....Punk?

3. If it walks like a duck?
 
#2
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Slamdunk?

#3
After a heavy night of drinking Bobcat is found passed out in a chicken coop. 1 hen has filed a paternity suit implicating him as the father. The picture speaks for itself.
 
#1 Bush to Obama in a few days.

I said it's a White House, take this with you when you leave!
 
1) ...and you think YOU had a hard day at the office.

2) Yeah, we got your basic parking violaters, your J walking sort, things like that, but i pretty much can handle anything that comes up while ol Barny is on duty. snifff!

3) through many years of evolution, a curiously ingenious animal has adapted itself to catching and eating the local swamp mice...we call it a Pac-cat.

Joey
 
1) An attempted mugging gone horribly wrong.

2) "We got two ways we can handle this. The easy way. . . . then there's that other way!"

3) Dam global warming!
 
#2 This bullet isnt the only thing I can put in a hole...

#3 (in tune of row row row your boat)
F@$K F#$K F@#K A DUCK SCREW A KANGAROO......

Unfortuntly Bessy took this little didy to heart.




Jake H. MM Member since 1999.
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#1...he used to be a handsome dude, now he's a "knockout"

#2...yeah, I got my political science degree at International House of Pancakes, so what?

#3...the advertising icon for a new insurance company..."Catflac"
 
1. Bubba could have been a contender......if he could learn to protect himself from the jab.

2. "I got six more rounds here that say you WILL stop telling everyone that I said I could make Aunt Bea squeal like a pig"

3. Another of Bessie's New Years parties' gone terribly wrong!
 
Nice song Jake :)

#1, anyone annoying my new Mod. friends, can expect one of these.

#2, after shooting his load, he reaches for ol'reliable.

#3, walks like a duck, talks like duck, must be a cat.
 
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#1 ...and so ends the misguided yet historic attempt of Heywood Jablome to become the first Armless Heavy Weight Champion of the World.
 
1) float like a butterf.......OOHH!!

2) im sorry son, but i told you to have the lawn mowed by the time i got home.

3) that chick has a nice *****. ( no offending intended:) )
 

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