new son-in-law

[d13r]

> One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
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> He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
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> middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
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> turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried
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> to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called
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> his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
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> worried and decided to go to the hospital.
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>
>
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
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> with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
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> daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man
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> told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up
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> the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew,
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> The peanut flew out of his ear.
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>
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> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
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> insisted that it was nothing.
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>
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> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'that's
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> so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
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> when he grows older?'
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>
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.
>

 

[Feleno]

Had to read the last line again to get it. Good one!

 

[Cornhusker]

You really made us wait on that one d13er.

 

[BreederBuck]

Thats good stuff right there.

 

[BuckSnort]

LMAO!!!

 

[bobcatbess]

WHEN I FIRST SEEN D-CUPS THREAD!!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE THE OTHER SON-IN-LAW JOKE!!!

REMEMBER THAT ONE D-CUP???




THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!