Roy
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Tageater inspired me to write the screen play for a new movie idea. Tell me if you would pay money to go see this.
Here is the basic story line - not sure how it all works out just yet but it involves Tageater waking up to a new tattoo of a pink woolly booger on a very conspicuous body part, half of Bess's missing mustache glued on justr's forehead like a unibrow, a black bear locked in a trailer bathroom, a wrecked snow machine with the words "BerrysBlaster" printed on the back seat half way sunk in the Ladders, TripleK not being sure where she left her kids, a kiddie pool filled with vodka jello, a displaced car battery hooked up to some jumper cables nobody recognizes, one handcuff that appears to have been cut from the other one with a plasma torch, and a sheep caged in a yellow Jeep CJ-5 with California plates parked sideways with the driver's door halfway over a fire pit.
From there it would involve a rather contentious telephone call from Lil' Red wanting to know where her husband's other bracelet was, a low speed highway chase involving a UHP Charger and a beach cruiser bicycle that only has one high gear and a peddle brake ridden by a 335 lb guy wearing a long red skirt, a wife beater t-shirt and carrying a backpack full of copies of the Book of Mormon, a midnight ride across the Berry featuring a Miami Vice type cigarette boat hauling legal HGH, 6.0 beer and soft-core porn magazines smuggled in from Wyoming, and a quest to find the fisherman in recent photo of a state record 42 lb. brown trout that blocks out his face and his shirt except for half of a rainbow and the partial words "'em Young... ity"
HOOK 'EM!
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Since I am frequently asked about my religion on this site and others, I have created a profile that explains my beliefs. If you are interested in finding out more about my faith, please visit the link below:
http://mormon.org/me/6RNQ/
Here is the basic story line - not sure how it all works out just yet but it involves Tageater waking up to a new tattoo of a pink woolly booger on a very conspicuous body part, half of Bess's missing mustache glued on justr's forehead like a unibrow, a black bear locked in a trailer bathroom, a wrecked snow machine with the words "BerrysBlaster" printed on the back seat half way sunk in the Ladders, TripleK not being sure where she left her kids, a kiddie pool filled with vodka jello, a displaced car battery hooked up to some jumper cables nobody recognizes, one handcuff that appears to have been cut from the other one with a plasma torch, and a sheep caged in a yellow Jeep CJ-5 with California plates parked sideways with the driver's door halfway over a fire pit.
From there it would involve a rather contentious telephone call from Lil' Red wanting to know where her husband's other bracelet was, a low speed highway chase involving a UHP Charger and a beach cruiser bicycle that only has one high gear and a peddle brake ridden by a 335 lb guy wearing a long red skirt, a wife beater t-shirt and carrying a backpack full of copies of the Book of Mormon, a midnight ride across the Berry featuring a Miami Vice type cigarette boat hauling legal HGH, 6.0 beer and soft-core porn magazines smuggled in from Wyoming, and a quest to find the fisherman in recent photo of a state record 42 lb. brown trout that blocks out his face and his shirt except for half of a rainbow and the partial words "'em Young... ity"
HOOK 'EM!
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Since I am frequently asked about my religion on this site and others, I have created a profile that explains my beliefs. If you are interested in finding out more about my faith, please visit the link below:
http://mormon.org/me/6RNQ/
