A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out
back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and remo
ved
the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not
gonna cut it off with that old rusty saw, are you?
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husbands
hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town
for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out
back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and remo
ved
the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not
gonna cut it off with that old rusty saw, are you?
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husbands
hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town
for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
