"NASCAR, BABY"

GO JJ #48 & MK #17

"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
-Ted Nugent-
 
I am with you Bigbulls!

GO SMOKE! Let's take it back from Johnson this year.

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwnnnnn!
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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For some reason, i just can't get down with the thing! :) I watch a few races every year and i find myself looking to see what Earnhardt is doing...and it usually ain't good!

Joey
 
Polar, why open a thread about Nascar if you are not a fan,
I don't open threads about the NBA or 4 wheel drive trucks,
please keep your tiredness to your self!
"GO SMOKE #14"
 
MY CHOICE- DAYTONA 500- Mark Marten #5
BUD SHOOTOUT- Dale Jr.
CRAFTSMAN TRUCKS- Ron Hornady
 
Wow,
I do like NASCAR
Until you been to race you don't have a clue.
I love NASCAR,it's my kind of race,just watching Kyle Busch getting knock off the track puts a big smile on my face,mmm,mmm,mmm I love NASCAR!
 
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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"I Love NASCAR!"

We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
An' we got rookies, advertisers,
**Like, uh, let's see: Havoline, Target, sharpie, Caterpiller, Nextel,
**Mountain Dew, DuPont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak,
**M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, and uh Budweiser.
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
An' poor Kyle Petty, an' swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale Junior's face.
No caviar. It's it's beer an Mopar.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
An' about a million screamin' rednecks.
An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

**"Hey, that was a close one up there boys.
**"Bout got into one there."
**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
"I want you to get two right front tires"
"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin' on the gas.
"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."

I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping pong now an' then.
How about you, Toby?

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.
 
Daytona next week and I'll be in Vegas in three weeks for the race there.
Wooo-hooo I can't wait!!! You're missing out on some great people watchin if you have never been to a race.

Boogity, boogity, boogity, lets go racin!!!
 
I've been to Fontana twice for sprint cup races and it's a awsome to see it live, the NOISE,SPEED,and power of those cars-
They go by so fast it's hard to see the number on the side, and then to see a wreck right in front of you- WHOO-HOO!
 

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