My Three Sons

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Meeting again after some years, two Middle Eastern mothers

are sitting in a cafe chatting over a
plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts
flipping through photos and they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though', the first confides.

'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son, Khalid. He would be 21 now'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly
hair when he was born'. '

'He's a martyr too', says the first quietly.

'Oh, gracious me ...' says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.

He would be 18,' she whispers.

'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he
first started school'

'He's a martyr also,' says the first, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says.....

'They blow up so fast, don't they?'



TONY MANDILE
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that has to be the best joke i've read on here!!

copy and pasting and sending to everyone i know!
 
Last year I responded to this same joke here at MM. I caught hell from some gentleman from Organ so this time I will modify my words and be more caring.
I truly hope that all martyrs blow themselves to hell as soon as possible without killing any innocent person or persons and may their mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers and children over 12 do likewise.
 

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