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OutdoorWriter · Jan 24, 2009

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

*****

Employer's response:

Dear Peggy May,

Please start on Monday. We have spell check.

TONY MANDILE

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Wiszard · Jan 24, 2009

"McBiggins"!! LMAO!!

Steve

1911 · Jan 24, 2009

Let's not waste anymore time. What about you starting say ...oh right now. Bad thing is there is more truth to that than I'd like to admit.

AndymanSavage · Jan 24, 2009

Nice......we had a guy apply with us last week and the e-mail address he used to send his resume was "[email protected]". He didn't get the interview.......

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Longun · Jan 25, 2009

Oh My God......THER'RE HHHHUUUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!......definitely would get in the way...she can't see the keyboard.

madmoose · Jan 25, 2009

HIRED!!! im sure you'll do fine.

rumproast · Jan 25, 2009

Holy Moses!
I'm calling a Safety Meeting, right now!
The applicant needs to know there will be a hands-on equipment famliarization program to attend.

JakeH · Jan 25, 2009

LAST EDITED ON Jan-25-09 AT 01:02PM (MST)[p]ahh man....I was wondering why you guys didnt call me back.
;-) Thanks alot andyman

Jake H. MM Member since 1999.