My obituary

[eelgrass]

Now that I'm getting older, I've been thinking about what will be in my obituary after I'm gone. There are a couple things I don't want in there for sure.

"He never killed a 170 Mule Deer"

"He passed away in a failed stunt that has already been viewed more than 40 million times on YouTube"

As long as I can avoid those two, I'm good!

How about you? Is there anything you want or don't want in your obituary?

Eel

 

[justr_86]

Turtle poacher is there for sure!

 

[NVBighorn]

I DONT want mine to say

"He died of boredom"

Or

"He died from not having enough sex"


So far so good

 

[ShowThemToMe]

NVB's will read:

NVB enjoyed agitating a Gal(QTPie)from New Mexico & it finally caught up to him

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

 

[Horn_Star]

he was just helping the sheep out of the fence


"They got money for wars, but cant feed the poor"

 

[NVBighorn]

Bess
"He finally got a decent nights sleep"
"Tuned up the wrong ATV"

Feleno
"He left her at one too many gas stations"

Wisz
"He hit it?"
"He used the 'Buy it now' option"
"He left with negative feedback"

Stinkystomper
"The air conditioning in my solid gold casket isn't working"

 

[Darktimber]

"We told him that spraying down in Elk estrous was not a good idea. He never even saw that old, blind bull coming"

"Damn, that hill was steep"

"He never should have slept that close to the camp stove after that venison chile dinner"

 

[desertdeer]

LAST EDITED ON Dec-07-11 AT 10:51PM (MST)[p]i want mine to read the same as the fathers tombstone in the man from snowy river. "died of accident". hopefully its a giant fireball, snakebite or fallen tree that gets me.

 

[never_catch]

With 47 points, he never drew that San Juan elk tag...

~Z~

 

[ShowThemToMe]

>With 47 points, he never drew
>that San Juan elk tag...
>
>
>~Z~

Damn it ~Z~!

That ones gonna Scar the ole cat!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

 

[ShowThemToMe]

slick:

The Copper is higher in price than when He won it but worth by far less in comparison!

He's taking the Copper with him!

Being responsible and known for illegal Gambling in Utah on Presidential races He ain't gonna Rest In Peace!



Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

 

[coyote]

Rednecks last words Hey guys watch this!

 

[msy]

I hate how everyone is portrayed as a saint when they die. I want my obituary/tombstone to just say "He was ok, I guess" or "He was kind of an +++hole".

I heard of a comedian who had "I told you I was sick" on his tombstone. Something funny would be good.

 

[Feleno]

Bucksnort
He dared to eat bear...again

Kilo
Was older than the dirt he's buried under

Eldora
Most complimentary guy ever buried

NVbighorn
Overdosed on Viagra
His wife took it very hard

ShowCat
He had 9 lives and just as many screen names

Qtip
She lived with her husband for 50 years
And died in the confident hope of a better life

Eel
No more getting up 3 times a night to go pee

 

[tailchasers]

"He was a solitary man but never was nor felt alone."

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling
up anyway."

 

[elkun]

he was never able to give wildlife. what wildlife gave him..

 

[ShowThemToMe]

SMACKDADDY:

He knew He couldn't take the Weed/Smoke with him!

So He sent enough smoke up before hand he can still Inhale when he gets there!

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

 

[never_catch]

KB-Douche:

Never stopped making an ass out of himself!!

~Z~

 

[nickman]

......."he was preceeded in death by EVERYBODY"........

"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"

 

[Paul_Crawford]

...."He made the Budweiser Co. rich". pc