My Next Life

[ELKabong]

My Next Life....

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then.... you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

 

[Antler1]

LMAO, I agree.

 

[tylercreek2]

whoooooooo hooooooo i'm in!!!!!

 

[D13er]

sewing that skin back on might make the last 9 months a little uncomfortable.

JB

 

[ClorideRUS]

Or getting back in the Condo feet first might be a little weird.

RUS

 

[B_F_E]

Bonger, you's 1 funny dude.
I sure hope you didn't just make that up,
cause if you did the bonger must be sparked up.

 

[RIMROCK338]

LAST EDITED ON Jul-24-07 AT 03:57PM (MST)[p]Some guys must really be momma's boys...
That would be the pitts being back in the "condo" and having stuff poked at you all the time....RIMROCK