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Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".
"You are in the United States now and from now on your name will be Kevin," replied the teacher.
Mohammed returned home after school and his mother asked, "How was your day, Mohammed?"
"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in the United States now and my name is Kevin."
"Are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, and religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him. Then she called his father who also beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school and when his teacher saw all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you Kevin"?
"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming a U.S. Citizen, I was attacked by two of those f**kin Arabs..."
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".
"You are in the United States now and from now on your name will be Kevin," replied the teacher.
Mohammed returned home after school and his mother asked, "How was your day, Mohammed?"
"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in the United States now and my name is Kevin."
"Are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, and religion? Shame on you!" and she beat him. Then she called his father who also beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school and when his teacher saw all the bruises, she asked, "What happened to you Kevin"?
"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming a U.S. Citizen, I was attacked by two of those f**kin Arabs..."
