my honeyhole map......GONE!

eelgrass · Nov 10, 2012

Wednesday, RELH showed up in town and delivered my new custom hunting knife. It's beautiful!

Then he brought out two jugs. One was full of kerosene and one was full of wine. He said I had my choice. Being of sound mind, I opted for the wine jug.

When I came to the next morning, RELH was gone, and so was my blacktail honeyhole map.

overton, I'm holding you responsible. He's your kin. Damned Hatfields!

Eel

overton · Nov 10, 2012

LMAO

RELH · Nov 11, 2012

Hey Cuz, I am making a copy of the map and will send it to you. I noticed something strange on the map. He also included parts of Nevada and had a spot marked #1 honeyhole. Right below that was the name "Bunny Ranch".

RELH

overton · Nov 11, 2012

I thought as much about his secret Nevada spot. Send me his Humboldt honey hole map and we can clean it out in 2013.

eelgrass · Nov 13, 2012

I went out to feed the pig this morning. Yep! He's gone too. I should have known.

Eel

RELH · Nov 14, 2012

Gee! by now you would think that everyone knows to hang on to their pigs when a Hatfield is around. Next time throw a little more grain to the pig. Helps the flavor on those porkchops and ribs. Can't tell you about the hams as they are still in the smokehouse.

RELH

eelgrass · Nov 14, 2012

See you in court RELH!

Never mind. That probably wouldn't end well.

I'd put an armed guard on that big walnut tree your wife owns though.

Eel

RELH · Nov 15, 2012

There is a armed guard on that huge walnut tree. My youngest son and he is hell on wheels with a rifle or shotgun. My wife corrected me on the amount her Father was offered for that tree by a gun stock maker. It was 15 thousand, not 5 thousand. That tree was planted in 1894 when the Victorian house was built.118 years old.

RELH

eelgrass · Nov 15, 2012

1894, that's the year you and Kilowatt were born. That's an OLD tree!

Eel

rutnbuck · Nov 15, 2012

WTH!! Eel If he stole your honey hole map! What is the map you sold to me! You said it was the only copy to the Honey Hole! Rutnbuck

RELH · Nov 15, 2012

Rutnbuck;

If it does not have the "Bunny Ranch" listed as #1 honeyhole, he sold you a fake. I got the original he had hidden to keep Kilo and Ransome from stealing. Got his damn pig also.

RELH

rutnbuck · Nov 15, 2012

Ya know that is funny my map says # 1 Honey Hole is Mustang Ranch!!! Do you think he was hunting horses also!!!!

Rutnbuck

RELH · Nov 15, 2012

Heck, he sold you his old outdated honeyhole map. Worthless as a tit on a boar hog. Those honeyholes had been shot out years ago and even the does have left the area.
RELH

eelgrass · Nov 16, 2012

Rutnbuck and RELH, you have no gripe. You guys have my Black Tail honeyhole map, as I told you. That's why all the X's in Nevada.

OMG! You thought you were buying/stealing my DEER hunting honeyhole map??????

Ain't no way you guys are getting THAT honeyhole map.

Eel

RELH · Nov 16, 2012

I am beginning to think that Eel's last name is McCoy. Only a sneakly McCoy would have two honeyhole maps. One for deer and the other for "DEAR" as in female type.

RELH

rutnbuck · Nov 16, 2012

Eel!! I guess the New Blow up doll I got you for Christmas like you requested dosen't mean a thing?

Rutnbuck

rugarm77 · Nov 16, 2012

eel you better not loose the map I gave ya!

sremim · Nov 16, 2012

I'm beginning to think the term "honeyhole" in this thread actually refers to the "clubhouse" that gets talked about....

rutnbuck · Nov 16, 2012

That is funny Rug! Eel told me he gave you a phoney map! Not you gave him! I think someone is going to knock knots on his head faster then he can rub them!!
Rutnbuck