MY ATHLETIC CUP...........................

ShowThemToMe · Dec 15, 2011

Now My Athletic cup is the best receptacle
From bars, tailgate parties, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer wearin' from SAS

Hey my Athletic cup is cheap and disposable
In fourteen seconds they can be decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!

My Athletic cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you Athletic cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'
On them, to help me get lucky

My Athletic cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you Athletic cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you Athletic cup will do for this fellow
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello
And you are the Fruit to my Loom

My Athletioc cup, you're more than just plastic
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
"Athletic cup, you're not just a cup (No, no, God no)
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"

My Athletic cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you Athletic cup, I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party
[repeat]

Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can

one_dryboot · Dec 15, 2011

You really come to appreciate athletic cup the first time you slide into third base without athletic cup and get racked by a knee. "oh youth size small athletic cup,i fill you up, with 3 inchs of pleasure, and I would never. athletic cup, I fill you 1/3 up, lets have a fun size party, lets have a party.