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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles,
and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah right!' she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed...
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and
immediately begins snoring loudly.
The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to
the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor
and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet,
he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his
privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees
the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and
looks at the dog and whispers,
'I don't know where we were ... or what we did ....
But, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!
JB
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles,
and he will stop snoring.
'Yeah right!' she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed...
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and
immediately begins snoring loudly.
The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to
the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor
and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet,
he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his
privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees
the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and
looks at the dog and whispers,
'I don't know where we were ... or what we did ....
But, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!
JB
