Mr. and Mrs. Eel

Feleno

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Ma Eel was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Eel! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Eel replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse."

Ma Eel yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Eel mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse!"

"Ma Eel replies, "Stickyer head in the hole!"

Eel yells back, "I ain't stickin' my head in that hole!

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yer head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Eel sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin' wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take yer head out of the hole!"

Eel proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma Eel replies, "Hurts, don't it?! Now, fix it!!"
 

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