MM Language lesson

[Feleno]

Whether we like it or not the influx of illegals from the southern border will never stop. Maybe its time we embrace them and learn a bit of their language. Following are some common Mexican words and how they can be used in a sentence.

*Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

*Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.

*Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

*Texas*
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

*Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.

*July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

*Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

*Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

*Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair

*Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

*Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

*Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

*Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

*Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?

 

[tylercreek2]

LOL bravo sir bravo ,,,,,,,

 

[BuckSnort]

LOL..good stuff

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[rugarm77]

lol

 

[justr_86]

Lol thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[cjboz]

LMAO!!!!

 

[rumproast]

Now Datsun funny chit, man!

 

[never_catch]

LMFAO!! Good stuff F-Dude!!

~Z~

 

[Longbow6360]

I wondered what they were saying.


For long distance dial 1-800-338-EDGE

 

[TAGATTRACTER]

Good stuff F-er.

*CHEW*
Feleno chew be a comedian !