Misinterpreted song lyrics

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Feleno

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LAST EDITED ON Feb-24-09 AT 10:03AM (MST)[p]There's a whole bunch of em out there i hadn't a clue what the vocalist is singing. here's a few. put up some of your favorite unknowns

Lets have no comments on why i listed 2 Elton John songs :)

Creedence Clearwater Revival
WRONG - ?There?s a bathroom on the right?
RIGHT - ?There?s a bad moon on the rise?

Elton John
WRONG - ?She's got electric boobs, her mom has two?
RIGHT - ?She's got electric boots and mohair shoe?

Afternoon Delight
WRONG - ?Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night?
RIGHT - ?Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night?

Elton John
WRONG -"Hold me closer, Tony Danza?
RIGHT - ?Hold me closer, tiny dancer?
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-24-09 AT 10:24AM (MST)[p]Good ones F-dude! Except I really do think that Elton John was saying "Tony Danza" when he sang it.

Jenn and I had a friend that used to think that "Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC said

"Thirty geese and they're thunder geese" instead of
"Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap"


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
First on that comes to mind is

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.."

"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.." - Jimi
 
That's funny,
I worked with a guy singing JJ Cale/Eric Clapton "Cocaine".
His version was: She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie, "Propane". He seriously thought the song was "Propane"




Tom
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-24-09 AT 11:08AM (MST)[p]Roy,

Everyone knows it is:

Dirty deeds, done with sheep"



And Led Zeppelin, Black dog:

Right: I don't know but I been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul
Wrong: I don't know but I been told, eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
 
NVBighorn, are you sure this is right?

Right: I don't know but I been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul

I thought it was: I don't know but I been told, a big legged woman ain't got no hole.

I'll be darned.

Eel
 
Actually, the take-off lyrics are..

..it's so High
..it's so High
..it's so High.......Propane.....

and at well over $2.50 a gallon..they're right.

lrv
 
What's even funnier - he also thought it was

"Dirty geese and the dunder cheese" - so his nickname was "dunder goose" from then on.


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
"hold me closer tony danza"...ha ha ha. LMAO:)

not a misinterpreted lyric, but i always laugh when i hear this lyric by warren zevon's werewolves of london....

"i saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vics. his hair was perfect:)
 
Had a GF that sang...
"Ebony and Mahogany"
instead of "Ebony & Ivory"

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That is hilarious - I can hear her singing that one louder than the music at a party and making everyone uncomfortable...

funny!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
Feleno-

Funny topic. I think the "douche/duece" song is "Blinded By The Light", not "Afternoon Delight" though....
 
cbeard
i was wrong, it was Manfred Mann who sung it originally (blinded by the light) then Springsteen? heck I don't know but i know it wasnt Afternoon Delight, not sure which orifice I pulled that out of.
 
I think Tim McGraw sings a song "Only on days that end in Y" my sister thought it was "Only on days with Indian wine" ???? I still give her $hit over it.
 
Stones "I'll never be your pizza burnin"
'I'll never be your beast of burden"

Steve Miller Band "big ole Jed had a light on"
"Big ole jet airliner"
 
Feleno-

"Afternoon Delight" was pretty funny too though even if you could understand the words....."Skyrockets in flight-AAAAAAAAfternoon Delight!" We had about 5 guys that had their vans painted up with a half naked women on them with "Afternoon Delight" on the side...

BTW I never knew the words to the "douche/duece" song till I looked it up on the net 20 years later. I thought it said:

"Raked up like a douche you know the rumor in the night"

Good stuff!
 
" Midnight at the Oasis".....ex used to sing, "Midnight and I'm Wasted"....I thought she was just being funny. She thought that's how it went.

"She Thinks I Steal Cars" is still my favorite!
 
my parents have been pastors of a church for 25+yrs. one day my dad was really excited that this song on country radio was doing so well-- daved lee murphy " there might be , a little dust on the BIBLE . but dont let it fool you bout' whats inside"

real words: there might be a little dust on the BOTTLE.......



a buddy of mine thought the metalica song went " GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME DOUBLE GENESIDE?????

give fuel, give me fire, give me that which i desire. once we told him he argued for a week. because this"geniside" was like the second coming of the devil or something.
 
I used to think the Guns-N-Roses song "Knockin' on Heavens Door" started out:

"Ma Ma take this bass from me, I can't use it anymore"

It's "Ma Ma take this badge from me........."

"The Association" song...."What makes you think love will end when I've asked you to spend the whole night with me?"

It really is "spend your whole life with me"
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-25-09 AT 09:38PM (MST)[p]Guilty as charged.

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young:

I have been all around the world, looking for that Mormon girl...

Should be:

...looking for that woman girl...

I feel like an idiot...
 
Another:

CCR: Down on the Corner.

And when goes into a dance, the devil's on the loose...

Should be:

And Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo...
 
Van Halens Panama
"reach down between my legs, squeeze the seed bag". I have ruined that song for my wife.


Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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"Like a Rhinestone cowboy! Gettin' cards and lettuce from people I don't even know!"

(it's cards and LETTERS) lol
 
One of my buddies always seems to sing the wrong lyrics to songs. Two that I can recall all both from Chris LeDoux songs...

First :"Im COunty"

Right: "Ive trapped on the mountain when the snow is falling down."
Wrong "I crap on the mountain when the snow is falling down."

Second: Riverboat Gambler

Right: "My momma was a Dodge City Dance Hall girl, and my daddy was a Riverboat Gambler."
Wrong:" My momma was a Dong Diddy Dance Hall girl, and my daddy was a riverboat Camper."
 

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