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A fat girl served me in Mcdonald's today at lunch time. When she gave me my food she said 'sorry about the wait.' I told her, 'don't worry you'll find a way to lose it eventually.'
Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance with a face like that.'
An Irish boy was sobbing at the loss of a dear family member. A neighbor seeing this approach the young lad and asked if he wanted him to send father O'reily over. The boy replied no thanks, sex is the last thing on my mind right now.
In America it is said that an apple a day will keep the doctor away. In the middle east they use bacon sandwiches.
Japanese scientists have developed a new camera with a shutter speed so fast it can capture a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair. Fiji was the correct answer. Hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country.
Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance with a face like that.'
An Irish boy was sobbing at the loss of a dear family member. A neighbor seeing this approach the young lad and asked if he wanted him to send father O'reily over. The boy replied no thanks, sex is the last thing on my mind right now.
In America it is said that an apple a day will keep the doctor away. In the middle east they use bacon sandwiches.
Japanese scientists have developed a new camera with a shutter speed so fast it can capture a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair. Fiji was the correct answer. Hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country.
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